Behaviour Modification

We are two feminist psychologists, well-known for our radical and groundbreaking work in transforming misogynistic male behaviour. You have been sent to us by a number of women who have been adversely affected by your stupid and thoughtless way of life.

We have agreed to see you in an attempt to change your ways.

Our methods are considered old-fashioned by some, but we sincerely believe that the infliction of various forms of corporal punishment, when combined with rigorous in-depth psychological conditioning whilst restrained and interrogated can bring about major and lasting changes in the deviant male ego.

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